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Joy is the Devine Reward

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A Gesture that would have seemed comical

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Dropped Through the Transparent Fingers

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Passionate when contradicted

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What Unearthly Prudence!


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Excerpt from Little Women by Louisa May Alcott


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Excerpt from The Lantern-Bearers by Robert Louis Stevenson

A Hubbub Fit to Waken the Seven Sleepers

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Excerpt from Little Prudy's Sister Susy by Sophie May

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Excerpts from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne

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it was quite a nameless feeling, for the beast looked right enough - indeed, he was so old and dull and dusty and broken-down, that he should rather have awakened pity; and yet the conviction came and grew upon the dreamer that this was no proper dog at all, but something hellish. A great many dozing

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Excerpts from Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz by Frank Baum

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Excerpts from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne

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One day when actually reading a SPAM email, I noticed a bit of copy that seemed to make no sense to the nature of the email. This copy was placed below the usual hubbub of making my penis bigger or getting the degree I always wanted. Click here to see an example. These words intrigued me. I began to look for these excerpts in all my SPAM and I continue to receive them. Some emails, I have discovered, contain words from pieces of literature mixed in with gibberish language. I wish to document these here. In each case I have included the name and email address of the SPAMMER as well as what piece of literature it comes from where applicable. In addition I have interpreted this poetry with my own voice in audio clips. Check out your SPAM. There's no telling what you'll find. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.